You: “Everybody shut up.” *Picks up phone* “Hey, Mom”
Friend 1: “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Friend 2: “Come back to bed”
Friend 3: *Various sex noises*
Friend 4: “Tell her I said hi”
Friend 5: “Aye! Pass the weed!”
Friend 6: *Blasting curse words*
Friend 7: “PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON”
(Source: unintoxicated)